Every once in a while, we here at the pres like to put a spin of honesty on things. In this case, we bring to you what Austyn most likely said moments before and/or after this add was shot.

Also, we’re pretty sure Austyn is on his way to coining a new phrase: the Gillette standard. By this new standard tricks only count when one is able to slide or grind a trick for 5+ frames of a sequence.