This is for Braydon and sleeveless flannels world wide. We just recently received our spring shipments way way early. Slow down, slow down just barely threw away the moldy christmas treats and wrapping paper – now it’s spring? What rhymes with Szafranski?

What exactly is in this most discussed Emerica Spring 09′ shipment – you ask…

Braydon Shoe – Check
Jerry Hsu – Got em.
Leo Romero – Break yourself
Reynolds 3 – Crapped Pants
Bryan Herman 2 – Oconn just crapped pants (true story) then used baby wipes to clean it up. 
Spanky – Motion sickness with bloody nose
The Ed Templeton Transist – Small boner
The Tope – Holy Chucka
Laced – As in Training Day Laced?

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Does anybody read this stuff?